

I Call This......Fuzzy Spider.Fuzzy spider, hair that's sparse, Fuzzy spider bit mah arse, I told the spider, "what the hell??, Angrily the spider said "All my eggs, you broke their shells!!"I Call This......Fuzzy Spider.
I looked the spider in the eye, And told him "what? but you're a guy!", The spider made an angry face, But said to me with oh, such grace, "Come closer human, come to me.
My answer: "Why? What will I see?", He crooked a leg, an arm maybe, "You wish to know, then don't worry", And so with no more hesitance, I leant in towards his bug-eyed face.
And without a warni


Morning BirdWoke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still, when suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill, it sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, that slowly all my troubles, began to slip away, it sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun, it seemed his very song, brought out the morning sun, I pulled back the covers, and crept slowly out of bed, and gently shut the window, and crushed his freaking head, I'm not a morning personMorning Bird
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I say William Shakespeare had the right idea, put your passion in a poem that she won't hear.
and that's the reason why i still have my virginity-
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I have come because.......Aw hell.I just came for the cookies. *takes cookies and leaves*
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I randomly point at people and laugh in their faces.
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In Sicily, God blesses your toasters.
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I killed barbie and if I don't get my cookies I'll kill ken next!!!
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I have come because.......Aw hell.I just came for the cookies. *takes cookies and leaves*
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I randomly point at people and laugh in their faces.
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In Sicily, God blesses your toasters.
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I killed barbie and if I don't get my cookies I'll kill ken next!!!
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I have come because.......Aw hell.I just came for the cookies. *takes cookies and leaves*
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I randomly point at people and laugh in their faces.
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In Sicily, God blesses your toasters.
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I have come because.......Aw hell.I just came for the cookies. *takes cookies and leaves*
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I randomly point at people and laugh in their faces.
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In Sicily, God blesses your toasters.
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